My girlfriend's mother doesn't cut herself, damn, she's going to get me into a lot of trouble

The truth is that having a mother-in-law like that, why the hell would you want a girlfriend? My goodness, what a mother-in-law! How the woman doesn't hold back at all when her daughter is also around, damn it... I think that these shameless mature women are the most vicious without a doubt, and seeing her do that really turns you on.